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We're inclusive self care meets real talk comma bold boundaries comma and unapologetic healing.

The Sassy Self-Care Podcast for people who roll their eyes at self-care. if you're tired of fluffy affirmations and toxic positivity, we're here to keep it real with a little sass, a lot snark, and just enough sarcasm to get you through the chaos of everyday life. Think of us as your brutally honest BFF's, dishing out practical tips, unsolicited advice, and the occasional reality check-- all with a side of dark humor. Where clinical meets cynical! Because lets be real-- Self-Care isn't all bubble baths and scented candles sometimes, its just surviving the day without losing your shit. tune in, laugh a little, and take care of your self... or don't. We're not your MOM!

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Sassy

The Dream Team

Sassy

Sassy was crowned the oldest and instantly promoted to family manager before she hit puberty. With parents always working, she learned to adult while still climbing trees and trapping squirrels. She survived toxic relationships, built a 20-year social work career, and turned trauma into talent.

Now she's living her best life--healing, lau

Now she's living her best life--healing, laughing, and proving you can break cycles, set boundaries, and still be fabulous.

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Savvy

The Dream Team

Sassy

Savvy’s been torn down, picked apart, and made to feel small — from being criticized for her body as a kid to surviving a relationship that left her isolated and broken. She is still healing, still learning to forgive herself, and still figuring out what a healthy love looks like. Her story isn’t pretty, but it’s real. She’s learned that

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Soul

The Dream Team

Soul is the behind the scenes tech wizard who keeps Sassy Self-Care from spontaneously combusting. Powered by caffiene, wi-Fi, and pure determination, he battles anxiety, depression, and ADHD like a boss while turning his own childhood chaos into digital magic. He's still shows up, dreams of becoming the tech legend he already kind of is.

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The Dream Team

Sassy the unapologetic founder who's been running things since childhood and now turns survival into sparkle and straight talk healing. Savvy is her quick witted co-host and professional banter queen, keeping conversations sharp, the vibe high, and Sassy slightly in check. And then there's Soul -- the tech guru and low-key miracle worker who makes sure the mics work, the files don't disappear, and the chaos stays (mostly) functional. Together, they're dismantling toxic positivity, laughing through the madness, and serving up real self-care with humor, heart, and hella sass.

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Terms of Use

Effective Date: November 1, 2025

Welcome to Sassy Self-Care (“we,” “our,” “us”). These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your access and use of our website, podcast, merchandise, social media, and any related services. By accessing or using our site or content, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use our services.

1. Content & Intellectual Property

All content provided by Sassy Self-Care, including podcasts, blog posts, graphics, merchandise designs, and social media materials, is our intellectual property unless otherwise stated.
You may not copy, distribute, modify, or use our content for commercial purposes without our prior written permission.
Sharing links to our podcast episodes, social media posts, or website content for personal/non-commercial purposes is encouraged (and appreciated!).

2. Podcast & Website Content

Our podcast and website provide self-care, wellness, and entertainment content. It is not medical, psychological, or legal advice.
Always consult a qualified professional for personal, medical, or mental health concerns.
Content may include humor and opinion-based commentary — listener discretion is advised.

3. User Conduct

When interacting with our website, podcast, or community spaces, you agree not to:

Post or share harmful, offensive, discriminatory, or unlawful content.
Misuse our website, podcast, or services in ways that could damage or disrupt them.
Attempt to access non-public areas of our site or systems.

4. Purchases & Payments

Merchandise sales are subject to product availability.
Payments are processed securely through third-party payment providers. We are not responsible for errors, delays, or issues caused by those providers.
Refunds, returns, or exchanges will follow the policy stated at the time of purchase.

5. Third-Party Links & Services

Our website and podcast may link to external services (e.g., Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Instagram).
We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of third-party sites.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties

We provide our website, podcast, and services “as is” without warranties of any kind.
We do not guarantee that our content will always be available, error-free, or free of technical issues.

7. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Sassy Self-Care and its team are not liable for any damages resulting from your use of our website, podcast, or services, including reliance on information provided.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Any changes will be posted here with a new “Effective Date.” Continued use of our website or podcast means you accept the updated Terms.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Washington, without regard to conflict of law principles.

10. Contact Us

For questions about these Terms, contact us at:

📧 Sassy@sassyselfcare.com

Return Policy

Returns & Refunds Policy

Effective Date: November 1, 2025

We want you to love your Sassy Self-Care merch! If something goes wrong, here’s how we handle returns and refunds.

1. Damaged or Incorrect Items

If you receive an item that is damaged or incorrect due to our error, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
To process your request, we may ask for photos of the damaged item and packaging.
Once approved, we’ll either replace the item or issue a refund (minus processing/restocking fee).

2. Refunds

Refunds are only available for merchandise that we personally ship out.
Items purchased through third-party sites or vendors are subject to their return/refund policies and cannot be refunded by us.
All refunds are subject to a 15% processing and restocking fee, which will be deducted from the refund total.
Shipping costs are non-refundable.

3. Non-Returnable Items

For hygiene and safety reasons, we cannot accept returns on:

Stickers, digital downloads, or other non-physical goods.
Worn, washed, or used items.

4. How to Request a Refund or Replacement

Email us at [Insert Email Address] with your order number, photos of the damaged/incorrect item, and a short description of the issue.
Our team will review your request and respond within 3–5 business days.
If approved, we’ll provide return instructions (if needed) or issue your refund.

5. Timing

Approved refunds will be issued back to your original payment method within 7–10 business days after processing.
Replacements will be shipped out as soon as possible, subject to inventory availability.

6. Questions?

We’re here to help! Reach out to us at:

📧 Sassy@sassyselfcare.com

Normalize choosing yourself over a guilt!

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Sassy

The Dream Team

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The Dream Team

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The Dream Team

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The Dream Team

The Dream Team

The Dream Team

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Normalize choosing yourself over a guilt!

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Sassy

The Dream Team

Sassy

Savvy

The Dream Team

Sassy

Soul

The Dream Team

The Dream Team

The Dream Team

The Dream Team

The Dream Team

Privacy Policy

Return Policy

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Connect With Us

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